Stupid Announcing, Part Deux

Gary Cohen, who I normally love, on John Maine entering the 8th inning of the Mets-Rockies tilt:

"And with that pitch, John Maine becomes the first Met pitcher to throw a pitch in the eighth inning!"

Clearly, at Shea Stadium they only play by high school rules, in which case I'm glad I traded Billy Wagner when I did. Needless to say, Keith Hernandez was too busy applying hair dye and picking his nose to notice the error.