I awoke from my customary post-lunch nap today to find that my brand new glass house appears to have a hole in it. The Washington Natinals announced today that they have cut--not demoted, but CUT--erstwhile starting RF Elijah Dukes. Dukes might or might not have been kept last year by one of your co-authors, who might or might not have then gone on to confidently run Dukes out in his fantasy OF next to the total protonic reversal that was Alfonso Soriano. Jesus Beerbonging Christ.
So, say what you will about Travis Hafner--and Lord knows we have--but the man is at least still employed by a major league team a year after being foolishly kept. Dukes? Not so much, turns out.