Monday, July 23, 2007

It's Not That Emmitt Smith Is Dumb, Exactly...

...though I hear he enjoys the occasional glass of lead paint with dinner. Emmitt popped up with some comments on Mike Vick that managed to combine the snitch-stopping stylings of Carmelo Anthony with the joyful ignorance of real life so often exhibited by Tim McCarver.

This turns out to be a possible hidden virtue of all of those Troy Aikman concussions--over time they might well have combined to beat the stupid out of him before he could make any embarassing comments. I can only hope the same for Tom Brady.

1 comment:

El Angelo said...

That's just wishful thinking. Brady will retire the minute he sees the remote possibility that he's been concussed too frequently, then run for Senator once Kennedy or Kerry calls it quits.